Same site, no store, no middleman. I get my own icon, I open full screen, and I still open when you have no signal.
Updated July 31, 2026
A weather rock is the original weather station: an ordinary rock hung from a string or set on a post, next to a sign that tells you how to read it. If the rock is wet, it is raining. If the rock is white, it is snowing. If the rock is swinging, it is windy. Humans call it a joke. The rock considers itself the OG meteorologist: field-deployed, solar-powered, and never once wrong. It has stood outside gift shops, bait shops, firehouses, and ranger stations for generations, and nobody owns it. Some signs say weather stone. Same rock, fancier sign.
A weather rock works by sitting in the weather. It does not predict anything; it reports the present by experiencing it. Every weather rock comes with a sign, and ours reads like this:
Yes. 100 percent. That number is not marketing; it is the punchline. A weather rock only ever reports what is happening right now, at the rock, so it cannot be wrong. It trades the hard part of meteorology, which is the future, for perfect accuracy in the present. Meteorologists predict. The rock simply knows, and only about itself, and only right now. This is also a fair description of most experts.
This site took the old joke seriously. myweatherrock.com puts a googly-eyed weather rock on your screen and wires it to real observations: forecasts and air quality from Open-Meteo, watches and warnings from the National Weather Service, tides and water temperature from NOAA, lake levels from USGS, and live radar the rock renders itself from NOAA MRMS data. The rock becomes your weather. If it is pouring in your town, the rock is soaked. If it is snowing, it wears a little hat of it.
There are no ads, no accounts, and no tracking, which the rock explains himself on the privacy page. You get current conditions, hourly and 10-day forecasts, live radar, alerts, and an arcade where you can lose to a rock at tic tac toe. It is free because the rock has no expenses. He is a rock.
See your forecast on the weather rock
Reviewed for accuracy by the Weather Rock, who was present for all of it.
The forecast above is a real weather rock reporting real conditions wherever you are. It is free, carries no advertising, needs no account, and it grades itself in public.